Two friends are playing golf at their local course. One is about to chip on to the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "That is the most touching thing I have ever seen. I never knew you were such a sensitive man." The man replies: "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
[center][b]« Tout le monde pense à changer le monde mais personne ne songe à se changer lui-même. »[/b][/center]
اكتُب مبادئك بقلمٍ جاف حيث الرسوخ و الثبات •• و اكتب آرائك بقلمِ رصاص حيث التعديل و التصحيح
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