3 men (a belgian, a german and a french) have an audition for a new job in England. Just before the interview, someone tells them: "OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words green, pink and yellow."
First, the belgian says: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".
Second, the german: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself : I hope it will be a pink day".
And the french: "I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : "green.....green...green..." I pink up ze phone and I say "Yellow?".....
La vie est comme un arc-en-ciel: il faut de la pluie et du soleil pour en voir les couleurs.
very funny ... and (as you said) it's simply the truth! this joke remember me some friends of mine, who speaks english with this typically awful french accent!
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