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منتدى المغرب و المغاربة حول العالم

hada wahed sayedd chab3annn machakkiiiiiiilllllll w 9ahrino malinn dar w khotooow l 3aela kolha,,,wahed nhar mcha 9oddammm l bhar w b999aa taychoff fih w galliiihhh sir lah y sallet 3lik l warata...


hada wahed khayna tayehdar m3a sahbo w taygool dima automatikement,,arranna hadak sahbo mafhamch chnahya automatikment,,w howa y sawloo,,sahbo jawbo w gallihh..chafti dak l bhar lli 9odamna,,hadak automatikment zra99...gallih fhamti daba..l akhor jawbo w gallih oui....arranna hadak l mkalakh mcha l dawar dyalhom,,w b9a tayehder m3a wahed sahbo ghir b automatikment,,w sahbo galiih chno hia had automatikment,,,w howa y gollih wach 3andkom l bhar,,gallih non,,w howa y gollih 3amer book tafhem chno hia automatikment.............

hada wahed khayna ghir same3 3la la langue francaise "za3ma mjallej" galolih chno hia ahssan riada 3andek,,gallihom hia sport.....

wahed klhayna mcha l restau w gall l cuisinier,,sayeb lia chi omlette w bla bayd....

wahed khayna 3amro madkhal l mcdonald,,wahed nhar z3am w dkhal,,w howa ma3aref wallo,,gal l hadak lli f reception,,saweb lia chi macdo w rabkihh mazyann,,w lakhor jawbo w gallih wach ndir lik fih hta l khaddama dyawlo....


wahed khayna tal ta7........

hihihihi............

merci...

wahed l makchach gal l mrato wajdinna l 3cha ana ghadi namchi ghir l hna w nwalli,,fach rja33 l9a mrato dart bm " bayd w matecha" w howa ydor fiha w galliha golt lik dirinna ghir 3cha wahed machi joj 3chawat....

Tbark Allah 3ella khouya rake fewejti 3elina
Merci a toi

wahed l mo3allim f somal galihom ghadyen trasmo chi law7at w t3abro men khilalhom 3la l maja3a w l fa9rr,,,wahed darri rssam des fesses w 3aycha fihom 3ankboott "rtila"...

wahed khayna tayakol ghir l 3dass w mataygolch bessmilah,,wahed nhar howa yakhroj lih chitann w gallih dakhelna 3lik b lah lama goll bismillah...

barak laho fikk..j espere ke ces blagues y 3ajbokom kamliinn....et merci

hada wahed l"barkani mkallekh,,galo lih chni hia l omnia dyallek,,gallihom twalli barkan hia 3assimat al maghrib,,galo lih 3lach,,gallihom bach yab9aw y 3ayto lia rbattai....


hada wahed rajel ghadi m3a marto f tomobil,,wasslo l feurouge howa yahbess,,galt lih mrato chno tatsanna,,galliha tanetsanna lakhdar,,w hia tanzall w rakbatt lor...

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hada wahed l"barkani mkallekh,,galo lih chni hia l omnia dyallek,,gallihom twalli barkan hia 3assimat al maghrib,,galo lih 3lach,,gallihom bach yab9aw y 3ayto lia rbattai....


hada wahed rajel ghadi m3a marto f tomobil,,wasslo l feurouge howa yahbess,,galt lih mrato chno tatsanna,,galliha tanetsanna lakhdar,,w hia tanzall w rakbatt lor...

hahahahahahahaha...... lkhdare lebrkanie
Bravoooooooooooooooo

gallek hada wahed darri mcha yekhtobb,,iwa dkhal w sallem 3la nsibto,,w b9at tatsawllo,,fach khaddam a waldi,,galliha makhaddamch,,galtlih wach 3andek chi wart,,galliha wallo,,galt lih wach 3andek chi contrat,,galliha wallo,,galt lih wach wallidik labass 3lihom galliha wallo,,wach 3andek chi khok f l kharrij tay sifat lik l floss,,galiha wallooo.....w galt lih,,iwa a waldi kifach,,wach ghir znadti w 9sadtina....


wahed l bolissi mcha yekhtob,,sawlato nssiba fach khaddam,,galliha bolissi,,galt lih,,wach m3aweel a wlidi dir chi machroo33,,galliha ghadi neftah chi komissaria yla ktab...

wahed soussi top dial tza9riim,,makhallaw madarro salgotate"hachakom" m3ah bach yajbed l floss,,wla bgha ykharrej hta rial,,wahed nhar hta saddo ga3 l hwanet w mchat 3ando l patrona dial salgotat 3ariana"hachakom",,w wa9fat hda l hanot dialo,,w howa b9a taychof fiha,,w galt lih 3teni chi msika,,w howa ya3teha maska dial flach,,w b9a taytma3ann fiha mazyann,,w hia tgollih mallek a ziin tatchoff fia bhal hakda,,,galliha ghir tancho mnin ghadi tjabdi lia dik 6 d"rial.......

wahed khayna dkhel l farmassian,,w gallihom 3tewni chi protex,,3taweh bakia,,w howa ychad wahed w 9aysso f rajlo,,l farmassian gallih a chriif hdak rah machi dial rajjlinn,,gallih 9yass wahed a walldii....

hada wahed rajel w mrato taymarsso l hlal,,ghir f le mercredi et vendredi,,wahed nhar kan le lundi,,sakhno b joj,,w rajel howa y gool l mrato chno lioma,,gallet lih le lundredi,,galliha iwa bissmillah,,ila l frach....

wahed joj mchaw y dawzoo concour dial gendarme..lmohim dkhal l awal,,dawez teste orall w khrej ka33ii,,gallo sahbo mallek ka33i chni 3tak f la kestion,,,gallih,,la conjugaisone du verbe manger au present,,,w gallih chno jawebti gallih,,je mange,,tu manges,,il mange.........alors sahbo dkhal hta howa y dawezz,,w 3tah l prof nafss la kestion,,w howa y gollih,,je mange tu manges,,tu manges tu maaaaaannnnggess,,il mange tu manges,,,nous mangeons tu manges,,vous mangez tu manges,,ils mangent tu manges....et il a etai accepter w njah f l concour.......

hada wahed sayed 3amro mamcha l mdina w 3amro ma3ref chi haja smayetha l electromenager,,,wahed nhar mcha 3and son cousin abdelkader f casa,,lmohim kanno galssin f dar w son cousin sayebb chwa,,lmohim kla ha99o w gallih ana ghadi namchi nakhdem,,khod 2 9otban dial chwa w joj lakhrin dirhom f tallaja...dak sayed kla w mnin sala chad hadok joj 9otban w b9a taydoor f dar...finahia tallaja finahia tallaja.....wahed chwya ban lih l prise dial daw,,w howa yakchi l 9otban f l prise,,arranna howa y chaddo daw,,w b9a tayggool attlla999 hado rahom dial abdelkader.........

wahed l mo3allim gal l talamiid..chnahia capabl b darija,,ma99ez wahed w gallih hia 9ader,,w gallihom 3awtani w chnahia incapabl b darija,,w howa y na99ez wahed l mjallej w gallih hia abdel9ader..........

hadi wahed l mra mat liha rajel,,iwa galssa m3a l 3ayalat w tatehder w tghawet,,w tatgoll wa kan tayjibolia skhon w yloho lia bin rajlia,,w hia tna9ezz mamaha w galt lihom wa ghir cawcaw al 3yallat.....

hada wahed khayna msamekk,,mcha 3and wahed l farmacien gallih wach 3andek na3na3,,gallih non...drab dora w rja3 l 3ando w galih wach 3andek na3na3..gallih non......et ainsi la 3eme fois la 4eme fois....w f l marra l khamssa dak l farmacien k3a,,w galliihh 3anndi zmar,,w howa y golih dak l msamekk w na3na3....

les blagues dial l'marharba ma tayfhmouhoum rhir l'marharba . ces les meilleures du monde . bravo. ya-til d'autres sites marrants ? merci. en darrija bien sûr.