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salam,
galik hadi wa7ad lbent meni tatkoun sghira w tayjiw l3endha lkhoutab tatgoul lihoum :"lla ana bghit nkamel 9rayti"
meni tatched lbac tatgoul lihoum :" ana ila makanch mouhandiss manetzawej"
meni tatelha9 l 24 ans tatweli tgoul :"ana ghir chi oustad elli ifhemni w nfehmou!!"
meni tatewsel l 28 ans tatgoul :" ghir chi mo3alim nt3awen ana wiyah 3la dwayer zmane"
w meni tatfout tlatine w matayeb9a isawel fiha had tatgoul lmha: "rah ja l3andi moul jafil had sbah!! w mal moul jafil machi rajel!! " (tm)
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hada wa7ed lbrkani rakb ftomobilto wmadayrch samta w9fo lbolissi wgalih
3lach madayrch samta
jawbo lbrkani:nsitha fsrwal lakhor
9alih lbolissi:tla9 douk lwrak lhn.kalbhom wkalih:chtk mabaynch fsoura(concernat l'image)?
kalih lbrkani: wara mn dar lkhdma w mn lkhadma ldar
kalih lbolissi:mjwj?
jawbo:ah bmra
howa ygolih lbolissi:w3la ramrk chti chi wahd mjwj brajl?
9alih:khti...
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hada wa7ed lbrkani rakb ftomobilto wmadayrch samta w9fo lbolissi wgalih
3lach madayrch samta
jawbo lbrkani:nsitha fsrwal lakhor
9alih lbolissi:tla9 douk lwrak lhn.kalbhom wkalih:chtk mabaynch fsoura(concernat l'image)?
kalih lbrkani: wara mn dar lkhdma w mn lkhadma ldar
kalih lbolissi:mjwj?
jawbo:ah bmra
howa ygolih lbolissi:w3la ramrk chti chi wahd mjwj brajl?
9alih:khti...
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galik hada wa7ed sbitar l7ouma9(houpital psychatrique)) jabou lihoum wa7ad lkelb
w lmoudir dial sbitar galou lihoum :" li3raf chnou houwa had l7ayawan na3tewhe loura9 dyalou ,et il va pouvoir rentri chi loui."
l7assoul chi taygoul nmer chi taygoul sbe3 chi wa7d akhor gal fil, w wa7ad jabha hiya hadik w gal lihoum:"kelb"
w 3taw lih loura9 w souwlouh kifache 3raf biana hadak l7ayawan rah kelb, galihoum :
"ghir kdebte 3lihoum rah timssa7 hadak "
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galik hada wa7ed sbitar l7ouma9(houpital psychatrique)) jabou lihoum wa7ad lkelb
w lmoudir dial sbitar galou lihoum :" li3raf chnou houwa had l7ayawan na3tewhe loura9 dyalou ,et il va pouvoir rentri chi loui."
l7assoul chi taygoul nmer chi taygoul sbe3 chi wa7d akhor gal fil, w wa7ad jabha hiya hadik w gal lihoum:"kelb"
w 3taw lih loura9 w souwlouh kifache 3raf biana hadak l7ayawan rah kelb, galihoum :
"ghir kdebte 3lihoum rah timssa7 hadak "
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Salam,
Galikoum hada wahad l3azi labas soufitma hamra w rakab fi wahad mircidis bayda..ghadi fi zan9a w ki frimi...chwia chaf wahad lbent..bda ki dragui fiha galiha : " wa lghzal ki jitek ?? "....lbent gatlih : " jitini ki chi 9ar3a de coca fi talaja"
( pas trés marrant mais bon loll )
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Salam,
Galikoum hada wahad l3azi labas soufitma hamra w rakab fi wahad mircidis bayda..ghadi fi zan9a w ki frimi...chwia chaf wahad lbent..bda ki dragui fiha galiha : " wa lghzal ki jitek ?? "....lbent gatlih : " jitini ki chi 9ar3a de coca fi talaja"
( pas trés marrant mais bon loll )
c de l'humour 3roubi looooool jdicoune madmouzille