1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)



6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying *** !

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",




Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2009 12:05PM by printemps1.

thanks for these top secrets , i ll make sure i print this and follow the definition of each word

an other thought of the day about women


Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

i bought the dictionnary before i got married just in case

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thanks for these top secrets , i ll make sure i print this and follow the definition of each word
an other thought of the day about women


Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

Hi !

I've read a lot of your messages and i find the way you answer very choking sometimes.

You should be softer when you express your opinion. It's a question of respect. I hope I won't be insulted for saying that.

Bye for now!