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Woman s dictionary
printemps1 [ PM ] [ ] August 05, 2009 12:02PM |
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying *** !
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2009 12:05PM by printemps1.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying *** !
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2009 12:05PM by printemps1.
thanks for these top secrets , i ll make sure i print this and follow the definition of each word
an other thought of the day about women
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
an other thought of the day about women
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
August 05, 2009 12:56PM |
i bought the dictionnary before i got married just in case
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thanks for these top secrets , i ll make sure i print this and follow the definition of each word
an other thought of the day about women
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
Hi !
I've read a lot of your messages and i find the way you answer very choking sometimes.
You should be softer when you express your opinion. It's a question of respect. I hope I won't be insulted for saying that.
Bye for now!
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