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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2589921.html#msg-2589921</link>
      <author>atlasmagic</author>
      <description><![CDATA[A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. 
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. 

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. &quot;I will have to go home and come back later.&quot; 

The woman says, &quot;Unbutton your shirt.&quot; So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. 

She says, &quot;That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me&quot; and she processed his Social Security application. 

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. 

She says, &quot;You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.&quot;


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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. 
After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says &quot;Humm, buffalo come&quot;. The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. 
He is confused and says to the Indian, &quot;I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?&quot; 
The Indian replies, &quot;Ear sticky&quot;.]]></description>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2518129.html#msg-2518129</link>
      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hello!

Thanks Chelhman for the clips! the Hitler one is so funny! &quot;I like it when bastards loosen up!&quot; hahahaha 

I wanted to change the topic's title to something other than &quot;friday fun&quot; but sadly i can't edit old posts apparently...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 13:07:21 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2518069.html#msg-2518069</link>
      <author>atlasmagic</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Cool , thank you chelhman]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 12:31:53 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2517794.html#msg-2517794</link>
      <author>chelhman</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Not yet friday but...what the hell...
This video is hilarious if you've seen the movie and don't speak german and if you do, well...just shut that part of your brain off :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV4i7dWeu0c

The second one is cute, it's been getting traction on Youtube these days :

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/amy-walker-21-accents-p1.php]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 08:17:33 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2502381.html#msg-2502381</link>
      <author>atlasmagic</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folk DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes' he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. 



The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with phone number for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. 



However, one particular morning, one game made the City drop to its knees with laughter. 



Anyway, here's how it all went down: 



DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?' 



Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' 



DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.' 



Contestant: 'Brian.' 



DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?' 



Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.' 



DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.' 



Brian: 'Sara.' 



DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?' 



Brian: 'She is going to kill me.' 



DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?' 



Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.' 



DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?' 



Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.' 



DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' 



Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...' 



DJ: 'Question Two - How long did it last?' 



Brian: 'About 10 minutes.' 



DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.' 



Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.' 



DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? 



Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...' 



DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?' 



Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...' 



DJ: 'Uh huh...' 



Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.' 



DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' 



Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' 



DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. 



[3 minutes of commercials follow...] 



DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch 

tones.....ringing....) 



Clerk: 'Kinko's.' 



DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?' 



Clerk: 'This is she.' 



DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' 



Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' 



DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. So... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' 



Sarah: 'No.' 



DJ: 'Good!' 



Brian: (laughing) 



Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' 



Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.' 



DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. 



Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' 



DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?' 



Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.' 



DJ: 'What time?' 



Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.' 



DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?' 



Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.' 



DJ: That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?' 



Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' 



DJ: 'Where did you have it?' 



Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?' 



Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.' 



DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?' 



Sarah: 'Well...' 



DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? 



Sarah: 'Up the ar????......']]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:29:28 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2495748.html#msg-2495748</link>
      <author>chelhman</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Another nugget of entertainement for those of you who like smart humor, here's a website that streams episodes of Frasier :

http://so.youku.com/search_video/q_frasier]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:41:36 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2485910.html#msg-2485910</link>
      <author>vvvTTTvvv00</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote islah]:clap::clap: u like watch southpark ? :666

very funny 

you can see it at gameone TV[/quote]

my good sister.south park is not a good television program. in there they talking about things that are not good for a moslum girls and boys to listen.its sometimes very bad things they talkings]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 02:27:08 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2482539.html#msg-2482539</link>
      <author>islah</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote Minniemouse]Hi Chelhman, they are not available in the UK :)

I get this when i try...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/notavailable/index.php?country_code=GB

You might not be able to access the page but it says &quot;Sorry England....episodes not available, coming soon&quot; :(

but i'm really itchy to watch it now!!! LOL[/quote]

:clap::clap: u like watch southpark ? :666

very funny 

you can see it at gameone TV]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:37:30 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2482537.html#msg-2482537</link>
      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[humm, second link doesn't work either! God, i hate my life now LOL

Never mind, they say they have some contractual obligations to sort out in the UK and they'll notify me by email when the episodes are available.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:35:49 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2482535.html#msg-2482535</link>
      <author>atlasmagic</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Anyone want to give some of these ideas a try?!










BANNED FROM  K- MART...........

This is why women should not take men shopping against their 
will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... 

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her
husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart. 

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping 
boring and preferred to get in and get out. 

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she 
loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from
her local K -Mart. 

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a 
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be 
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. 
Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance 
cameras. 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in 
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official 
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.' 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of 
M&amp;M's on lay -b y. 

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a 
carpeted area. 

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and 
blankets from the bedding department. 

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he 
began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it 
as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, 
he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while 
loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 
'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed 
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud 
speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .. 

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' 

Regards, 
K -Mart.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:33:26 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2482449.html#msg-2482449</link>
      <author>adds</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hi there 
All of chelhman's links work for me too; you can set up the proxy in internet options from your control panel]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 01:09:27 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2481723.html#msg-2481723</link>
      <author>chelhman</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hi again Minniemouse,

Those bastards ! LOL
Probably has to do with your IP showing you're connected from england, I know there's a way through a proxy server that spoofs your IP address. If you don't know what I'm talking about, let me know, I'll do some googling later and send some proxies.
Definitely not fun being in the UK : can't see &quot;What Lola Wants&quot;, can't access South Park...

Addendum :

Try this, enter the South Park link and click on &quot;surf&quot; :

http://www.surfunblocked.com/]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:26:17 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2481697.html#msg-2481697</link>
      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hi Chelhman, they are not available in the UK :)

I get this when i try...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/notavailable/index.php?country_code=GB

You might not be able to access the page but it says &quot;Sorry England....episodes not available, coming soon&quot; :(

but i'm really itchy to watch it now!!! LOL]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:05:00 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2481692.html#msg-2481692</link>
      <author>chelhman</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hi Minniemouse,

What do you mean not available ? I've been watching some episodes yesterday and just tried it now to make sure, it works fine. It's sponsored by ads so make sure you don't have any anti-popups software running.
I'm putting the main link below just in case :

http://ase.emv3.net/I?a=A9X7CkHxfcAnsLMScOOdvl7g0A]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:00:42 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2481261.html#msg-2481261</link>
      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Thanks Chelhman, this show rocks!! it beats the Simpson and any other show of that kind. Unfortunatly the episodes are noy yet available, i'll keep an eye on the link..]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:15:56 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2480981.html#msg-2480981</link>
      <author>chelhman</author>
      <description><![CDATA[It's not yet friday, this will keep busy till then : Comedy central is streaming all 12 seasons of South Park, enjoy :

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103511

Who remembers &quot;Oh my God they killed Kenny ! you bastards !&quot; ?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:40:39 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
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      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The Pope goes to New York. 

He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. 

He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, &quot;You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?&quot; 

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, &quot;I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.&quot; 

But the Pope persists, &quot;Please?&quot; The driver finally lets up. &quot;Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope.&quot; 

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. 

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. 

Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. 

He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief. 

Cop: Chief, I have a problem. 

Chief: What sort of problem? 

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important. 

Chief: Important like the mayor? 

Cop: No, no, much more important than that. 

Chief: Important like the governor? 

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that. 

Chief: Like the president? 

Cop: More. 

Chief: Who's more important than the president? 

Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope as his CHAUFFEUR!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:13:33 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2479034.html#msg-2479034</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote adds]agntif76
I don’t think you are in a position to talk on behalf of everyone. The title of this post is Friday fun, Friday relaxation, or simply happy times you don't have to join in. Not everyone goes to night clubs but no one goes there telling them to turn the music down or don’t drink its Haram; one just retain oneself from dictating to other what is right from wrong. 
You don’t have to reply to every single post searching to score “hassanats”. It is this kind of behaviour that is promoting our simple and lovely religion to be rigid and complicated. 
Jalousie blurs one’s vision. Open a post of your own instead of just spoiling those you don’t like. 
[/quote]
you will be rewarded by jewish and rival of islams in doind that!congratulations sir for making fun of islam religion.just tell me one thing if you want me to stay away from that forum!are you muslim?if so i will stay here to give you some pieces of advice on the hope to return to the real path.If you are not a muslim and you are ready to particiapte with more silly contribution then i will step out.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:41:49 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
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      <author>adds</author>
      <description><![CDATA[agntif76
I don’t think you are in a position to talk on behalf of everyone. The title of this post is Friday fun, Friday relaxation, or simply happy times you don't have to join in. Not everyone goes to night clubs but no one goes there telling them to turn the music down or don’t drink its Haram; one just retain oneself from dictating to other what is right from wrong. 
You don’t have to reply to every single post searching to score “hassanats”. It is this kind of behaviour that is promoting our simple and lovely religion to be rigid and complicated. 
Jalousie blurs one’s vision. Open a post of your own instead of just spoiling those you don’t like. 

\\\\////
Adidas Best style]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:52:19 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2478589.html#msg-2478589</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote atlasmagic]agntif76

Listen here we told you once &amp; we tell you again this forum is for open discussions &amp; jokes ....&amp; if you are easily offended &amp; you choose to use your religion to get to people i am sorry you have picked up the wrong place.....
Here Muslims &amp; others discuss &amp; joke with no hidden agendas ,so its better for you &amp; the rest of us if other you play with the rules or find some where else where your narrow minded views of everything are welcomed !
No one here offended or attempted to offend + who told you all people here are muslims or Arabs or .... i believe we have Moroccans &amp; friends of Morocco all religions mixed ....[/quote]
stop it and do not provoke people especially tthose who are jalous about their religion.hypocricy my dear friend lead to hell nass2alo allah assalama wal3afiya.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:46:45 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
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      <author>atlasmagic</author>
      <description><![CDATA[agntif76

Listen here we told you once &amp; we tell you again this forum is for open discussions &amp; jokes ....&amp; if you are easily offended &amp; you choose to use your religion to get to people i am sorry you have picked up the wrong place.....
Here Muslims &amp; others discuss &amp; joke with no hidden agendas ,so its better for you &amp; the rest of us if other you play with the rules or find some where else where your narrow minded views of everything are welcomed !
No one here offended or attempted to offend + who told you all people here are muslims or Arabs or .... i believe we have Moroccans &amp; friends of Morocco all religions mixed ....]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:42:40 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2478214.html#msg-2478214</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[azul,
&quot;
I beg your pardon?? you didn't intend to be offensive? so how do you qualify calling Atlas's jokes &quot;silly contributions&quot;?? 

and how to you call this?? &quot;
it is a silly contribution dear friend,and if i am participating with a silly contribution you can direct me and i will be happy then.I call it silly because it degrades muslims and their relegion.there are thousands of jokes,thousands.why exactly chose the prophet for your jokes?why not chose a satanic figure?there are plenty persons that you may use to joke after a hectic week full of stresses.
back to &quot;makatmrgoch&quot; i am pretty sure that you understand it more than i do, simply beacause i am not arab.using such offensive word,according to you,meant to make you aware that what you are doing is a big sin and you should reconsider your way of thinking.To sum up we should help each other,dircet each other,and we should not be sensible when reading intervention,in amazigh culture we say&quot;lha9 ihrra&quot;ie truth is bitter.
sincerly yours
agntif76]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:46:16 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2477051.html#msg-2477051</link>
      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote agntif76]azul,
as i have read read your interventions i feel that i find great people with whome i can discuss topics.But now you are shocking me with your reply which meant to degrade and debase me.My intention is not to be offensive,not really that dear friend.I have selected our friend among others because he has chosen a joke where noah is taken as a prophet and paly jokes with that great man.More seriously, he has use God the ALMIGHTY in his joke.Do you think that this is fair?ok assuming that you are not a muslim dovoted and those who are writing such jokes are not neither(this is yr claim not mine)why you make fun of our religion?you should now that most those who visit the web sites are muslims and thus you should respect them!
again i apologise if i have said something wrong
yours agntif
NB:my motto in discussion is not as yours attacking people rather i want to acquire more competencies in discussion art.
sincerly yours
agntif76[/quote]

I beg your pardon?? you didn't intend to be offensive? so how do you qualify calling Atlas's jokes &quot;[b]silly contributions[/b]&quot;??

and how to you call this??

[quote=and more seriously you name the forum friday fun. [b]matatmargouch[/b]][/quote] 

Isn't this an insult? or maybe you thought we wouldn't understand?

Back to the subject, in the joke about Noah, Atlas didn't mention God the Almighty at all, not once! he used the word lord which for Muslims doesn't mean nothing. The only Almighty for Muslims is Allah and i know Atlas isn't stupid to use him in a joke. So please, put things in perspective before judging and don't insult people's intelligence!]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:22:31 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2475532.html#msg-2475532</link>
      <author>adds</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Greetings all (yes and the extreme right Assalmo3alicom),
What a lovely topic really funny thanks everyone who contributed to it especially Atlas and Minnie. These jokes are hilarious if one can’t see the funny side of it; here is a place where to find depressing news about Muslims or the world crisis:
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/ 

\\\\////
agntif76, Adidas Best wear can sip up your spirit and leave you with coke.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:18:50 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2475318.html#msg-2475318</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[azul,
as i have read read your interventions i feel that i find great people with whome i can discuss topics.But now you are shocking me with your reply which meant to degrade and debase me.My intention is not to be offensive,not really that dear friend.I have selected our friend among others because he has chosen a joke where noah is taken as a prophet and paly jokes with that great man.More seriously, he has use God the ALMIGHTY in his joke.Do you think that this is fair?ok assuming that you are not a muslim dovoted and those who are writing such jokes are not neither(this is yr claim not mine)why you make fun of our religion?you should now that most those who visit the web sites are muslims and thus you should respect them!
again i apologise if i have said something wrong
yours agntif
NB:my motto in discussion is not as yours attacking people rather i want to acquire more competencies in discussion art.
sincerly yours
agntif76]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:22:50 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2475274.html#msg-2475274</link>
      <author>Minniemouse</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote agntif76]azul,
atlass plesae stop those silly contributions, we are not allowed to make fun by using our religion as a tool.this is a jewish method used to attack islam and use people like you to spread it.be carefull and try to reconsider your way of thinking.
yours agtnif[/quote]

Can i understand why you're picking on atlasmagic in particular? FYI i am the one who started this topic and named it the Friday fun! As Atlasmagic said, Firday fun is almost a tradition in many offices in England where people (especially in the IT field) send each other jokes on emails as a reward for a very busy and hectic week and to put each other in the weekend spirit.  

As for the religion well let me tell you something:
-Firstly, you don't know if people here belong to a religion or if they are believers at all
-secondly, it's none of your business
-thirdly, this forum is moderated by very serious people and these guys are the only ones who can ban or cancel a subject because it might be offending or subject to racial, religious discrimination or whatever. And as you can see, this topic has been open for a while and was lucky to have fans like atlasmagic, Hicham and others who are blessed with a great sense or humour and always put nice and clever jokes to cheer us up. And no one has ever mentionned or insulted any religion as far as i remember.

Unfortunately, you don't seem to belong here so as atlasmagic suggested, all you have to do is avoid this topic and move to forums which are more likely to your taste (i.e. www.smallminded.net)]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:47:32 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2475021.html#msg-2475021</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[azul,
friady dearest friend is a muslim feast,and it is a shame to have a muslim like you writing laic jokes so as cheer up.there are thausands of jokes that may be used instead of those silly ones.
NB:i am not trying to attack you,i just wanna warn you that what you are trying to do may be considered as a sin and since you are a muslim i should give you some pieces of advice.
thanks for understanding dearest friend
yours agntif76]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:19:04 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2474828.html#msg-2474828</link>
      <author>atlasmagic</author>
      <description><![CDATA[agtnif

First of all you do not have to read these jockes if you do not want to !
For your infos Friday is the last day of the working week for most people &amp; Jockes do not have religions yet .....
So take your twisted way some where else as people on this forum have more sense &amp; know that a jocke is a jocke 
Do go to some relegious forums &amp; spread hate if you want + here is a forun in English with no relegious agendas !

May allah show you the right path 

Amine 

[quote agntif76]azul,
atlass plesae stop those silly contributions, we are not allowed to make fun by using our religion as a tool.this is a jewish method used to attack islam and use people like you to spread it.be carefull and try to reconsider your way of thinking.
yours agtnif[/quote]]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:21:41 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2474818.html#msg-2474818</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[and more seriously you name the forum friday fun
matatmargouch]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2474818.html#msg-2474818</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:15:09 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Friday fun</title>
      <link>http://www.yabiladi.com/forum/read-44-2037899-2474813.html#msg-2474813</link>
      <author>agntif76</author>
      <description><![CDATA[azul,
atlass plesae stop those silly contributions, we are not allowed to make fun by using our religion as a tool.this is a jewish method used to attack islam and use people like you to spread it.be carefull and try to reconsider your way of thinking.
yours agtnif]]></description>
      <category>Morocco # English board</category>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:10:38 +0200</pubDate>
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