An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked "What gender is a computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender, for the following reasons:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender for the following reasons:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
this a moroccan joke but i ll try to translate it in english :
some bloke was driving his car and all the sudden a massive crack appeared on the front window , he thought someone throw a stone on his car he stopped to check, to his surprise he found a small fly(bleu bottle)is the cause he couldn t beleive it how come a fly that small breaks the glass of the car when he took the little insect to the laboratory for an autopsy , they found the little insect has stones in the kidney
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two beardies took a taxi but they didn t have any money to pay , they agreed as soon as the taxi stops they will open the door and run from the driver very fast
when they arrived at the town centre they asked the driver to stop that s their destination as soon as the taxi stopped they opened the door and they started running fast , the taxi driver quickly got off the car and started running with them too, he thought they left him a bomb in his taxi
hope my joke won t lose it s humour once translated
a moroccan man told his mother : mum i want to get married you need to find me a wife the mother : can you describe what sort of woman you want me to look for my son? the son: she needs to be white and tall the mother: in this case you need to marry the fridge
a man ate spaghetti with chick peas when he went to the toilet his number two was in the shape of tasbi7e
a cocroache(serra9 zite) fell in a pressure cooker when he managed to come out he said: allah yen3al li yemchi la foire
a man married a woman with big hump on her back(7deppa)
they were having breakfast after the wedding the husband started asking his wife :
do you know how to cook ?
the wife : no
do you know how to do the washing up?
the wife answered : no
do you know how to iron clothes?
the wife answered : no.
the husband stood up and in a very angry tone said: why i have married you then?, is it to squeeze lemons on you
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/30/2009 05:35 by whatsup.
how come a fly that small breaks the glass of the car 
when he took the little insect to the laboratory for an autopsy , they found the little insect has stones in the kidney
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