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"The Husband Super Store"
I
7 May 2005 06:38
Hello all,

It's a bit long but it's funny.....


Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...


First floor!
------------
The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids"

The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.

Second floor
------------
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."
"Hm mm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"


Third floor
------------
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."
Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
further up they went.

Fourth floor
------------
This door had a sign saying, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
------------
The sign on ! that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."


smiling smiley

B
7 May 2005 07:20
It's like moroccan's story, they say "when a girl grow up, the men will go less and less. when she will have than 30 years old, anyone will go. eye rolling smiley

It's only some lies for to frighten the girl for to married her early



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/07/2005 07:22 by Belle.
Ben quoi 0-°
w
8 May 2005 10:52
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished

to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet

I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do

you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but

my husband refused to come

shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could

do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how

you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the

hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.
w
8 May 2005 10:54
CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid

and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so

you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be

attracted to you!
 
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