The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his 4X4 over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the vehicle. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pants leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your 4x4 rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Russell Baker
hadi machi lalmania yasgue3, hadi raha ya sidi langlais. Hia daba nta mafhamti hta zfta. Yakma bgiti ntarjmouha lik.
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Russell Baker
mdlazreg moi aussi je rigolais. Et je sais qu´il l´a compri. J´espere que tu l´as trouve drole.
Amicalement
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Russell Baker
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On ne peut avoir une idée de soi que dans le regard des autres!!!
A quoi bon soulever des montagnes quand il est si simple de passer par dessus ?
chargement...
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